Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
