Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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