After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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