No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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