She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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