Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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