Whod you bang
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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