I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Did I show you my penis last night?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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