Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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