I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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