So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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