A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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