Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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