So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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