He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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