Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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