My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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