Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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