actually, I'm a sock model
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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