Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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