glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
