fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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