Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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