I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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