Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize