oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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