hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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