Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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