That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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