ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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