FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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