Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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