She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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