we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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