THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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