question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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