We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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