After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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