how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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