Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
