Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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