Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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