What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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