Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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