His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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