Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
