how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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