So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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