HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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