Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
even my farts smell like vagina
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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