Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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