No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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