last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
