White coat. Heels.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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