Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
They have beer where we have blood.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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